Binge-Watching The Latest Holiday Movies: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
It is the season to relax on the couch and consume a packet of mince pies in front of a good movie, a bad movie, or one that’s so bad it’s good.
Once again, a selection of new holiday movies hopes to be part of our seasonal watchlist—perhaps even finding a spot alongside timeless staples like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (don’t start).
Thus, in a noble effort to separate the winners from the losers, and to get into the Christmas spirit, I binged as many recent Christmas films as possible in a single day.
7.17am - A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Kicking off, hopefully, on a high. This is the only 2025 title on a popular review site's list of the best 100 holiday films of all time.
The Jonas Brothers end up stuck in the UK after concluding their international trek and must make it back for Christmas. Their endeavors are hindered by an evil Santa, who sings to declare they won’t get home until they “find their brotherly magic.”
The banter between the arguing trio is amusing even for the non-fan, while devotees will certainly catch lots of in-jokes as they try to get back using all transportation available.
It’s a journey of epic proportions.
It’s not a timeless masterpiece, but is superb for fans and a good start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who will have to sit through it.
8.45am - Tinsel Town
Hollywood star Kiefer Sutherland appears as a celebrity roped into a "panto".
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and aging star Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose manager has deceived him into thinking he’s starring in renowned British drama.
His Aladdin cast-mates tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he protests. You can guess their retort. Unless you’re not acquainted with traditional British theatre traditions.
There are some hilarious moments, some heartwarming sub-plots, and the supporting actors is excellent, too.
It’s the kind of movie that would be a bit cheesy at any other time of year, but is a great entertainment at Christmas.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
10.19am - Christmas Karma
A familiar face shows up at the beginning of this film, too, delivering a signature line for the next movie straight. Might this become a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who collects Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by a star of Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative progresses as the stingy Mr Sood is visited by the apparitions of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least distinct from all the others, but regrettably he’s not very compelling and Nayyar’s acting is lifeless—a significant issue when he’s so the main character.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
There's just enough time for a channel's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a charmingly cantankerous character who “avoids Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an sizable holiday payout at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) convinces him splurging the cash on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he finds out there was an mistake with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to devise a plan for how to return the remainder.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
1.12pm - Champagne Problems
This is one of those holiday movies where the decorations and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels comfortable and seasonal all the same.
High-powered businesswoman Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is sent to a country estate to do a deal for a sparkling wine company. During her travels, she encounters a fellow in a literary haven who promises to show her Christmas in Paris.
A commentator recently claimed this is the top new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a festive dalliance with a dash of elegance and gives the necessary cozy feelings.
The scene with a extended debate about Die Hard is notable too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, in spite of the persuasion of his dad (played by James Buckley) to tell him the reality.
The answer is somewhere, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the expert help of a team of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s low-key but sweet, and perfect viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
Late Afternoon: Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a dysfunctional American family who reunite for the holidays—including fellow Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer opens by name-dropping holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the real champions of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in reality it’s really a combination of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last comes into her own.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Evening: A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s taken a dip, but happily here’s a new offering in the crowded field of formulaic, schmaltzy, badly acted—and utterly watchable—holiday fare.
It’s a narrative as familiar as can be: An American woman travels to a far-off wintery locale and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher